By enigmamonkey (Original checklist here: http://colinm.org/language_checklist.html)
Source code: language_checklist.zip
Please fill out each of the following points in this checklist.
Once you are done, just click "Generate" for your automatically generated rant!
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Point #1: You appear to be advocating a new:
programming language. Your language will not work. Here is why it will not work.
Point #2: You appear to believe that:
Point #3: Unfortunately, your language (has/lacks):
Point #4: The following philosophical objections apply:
Point #5: Your implementation has the following flaws:
Point #6: Additionally, your marketing has the following problems:
Point #7: Taking the wider ecosystem into account, I would like to note that:
Point #8: In conclusion, this is what I think of you: